Last year some people wrote to the Finale mailing list with some suggested haiku poems about their favourite (or least favourite) music notation software.
Here are some of my contributions. Perhaps if you have some of your own (or perhaps even about Sibelius?), feel free to post them as comments.
Finale update released
Damn! More eye candy
(Finale Selection tool)
Time to buy G5
Partial Measures selected:
Instant Ferneyhough
“Use the time dilation tool.”
“The what…?” My heart sinks.